Friday, July 24, 2015

Dear Santa, I'm Jewish

Christmas in July

Lords-a-leaping! Exactly five months from tonight, Santa will be on his way to your chimney with LOTS of toys and goodies!

I just came across this letter to Santa from a nice Jewish boy in the United States who is hoping to get a shout out from His Jolliness this Christmas. Well, Mitchell Glaser, you're in luck. Our work here in the Village of the North Pole is one hundred percent secular and non-denominational. Santa will visit everyone, as long as you've been Nice.

Unfortunately, it looks like there's one word in your song that's very, very Naughty, and I'm not talking about "treif." So clean up your act, Mitchell. You have five months. Oy vey! #HoHoHo