Santa truly appreciates Jimmy's assistance. This saved him a lot of time.
And here's a brand new Christmas song that tells the true story of how Santa started the tradition of giving coal to children on the Naughty List and what you can do with the filthy lump if you get one. Jimmy calls "Joel, the Lump of Coal" by The Killers "the greatest holiday song ever recorded by non-chipmunks."
I'm lobbying to get this song added to the caroling curriculum at North Pole High.